Thursday, May 29, 2014

Horrible Movies

Back in high school we used to make it a goal to try and find the worst possible movies. I remember strolling the isles of Blockbuster, or even further back, our local mom and pop video store, Video Galaxy, looking for a VHS cover photo that not only was for a movie that I'd never heard of, but just looked terrible. Most of the movies have been forgotten about, but there is one movie that will always stick out in my mind as being so painfully awful, that it was awesome. Can something be so low on the negative scale that it wraps back around onto the far end of positive? The movie that I'm referring to is 1989s Meet the Feebles.
Yes, that does say Peter Jackson's Meet the Feebles. I honestly can't explain his career progression. The best way I can describe this movie is that it is The Muppets with an R, or NC-17, rating. "Heidi, the star of the "Meet The Feebles Variety Hour" discovers her lover Bletch, The Walrus, is cheating on her, and with all the world waiting for the show the assorted co-stars must contend with their own problems. These include drug addiction, extortion, robbery, disease, Drug dealing, and even murder. While this is happening the love between two of the stars is threatened by the devious Trevor the Rat, who wishes to exploit the young starlet for use in his porno movie business." IMDB Synopsis
There is nothing that I could write about this movie that this GIF doesn't already say.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011


Sparkling, like a million Christmas lights,
Against a backdrop green.
As warm as the setting summer sun.
Your eyes aglow, never has such beauty been beheld.
A touch so soft, like a feather floating in the breeze.
The sweet smell, so difficult to place, yet so familiar;
It is comforting.
I am home.
Though I know not where it is;
I am home.

I've Got An Idea

So, I've been sporadically writing poetry ever since I was in high school and given that it usually gets written, shared with a couple of people and then hidden away forever I decided that when I do write a poem I will post it here. I've got a couple to start with and will add more as they are written.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

I haven't written a blog in a long, long time. I guess I haven't had much to say, Nothing worth sharing at least. I think my problem is that I don't have a specific topic to write about. Who knows if anyone even bothers reading this stuff. I probably wouldn't, so thank you if you are reading this right now. Anyway, what I would like would be for any readers to contact me and offer suggestions for what I should write about.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Music. Movies. Mayhem.

I haven't made a blog in about a month, but I had to let everyone know about the most recent giveaway that I've entered. Music. Movies. Mayhem. is giving away a copy of GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra for any system that it is available for. You can enter too just by going to Good luck.

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Sunday, June 28, 2009

Returning Home

I just go back from spending a week in Connecticut. I am so far behind on some of the things that I need to do on the computer. Is it a problem when spending a week away from the computer creates an entire day's worth of work?

So, because of that I don't have a lot of time to write, or much to say. One quick thing though, I found a blog that is giving away a DVD of GI Joe season 1.1. Here is a link to it if you are interested in entering.

DVD Movie Room Reviews

Thursday, June 18, 2009

My First Blog Ever

I've never really blogged before. I've made a few on myspace a couple of years ago, but who actually reads my myspace blogs? Not many people. Not to say that this blog is going to become a massive internet sensation however.

I think the reason that I haven't ever blogged is because I'm not sure what I would write about. Some people review DVDs, some people are lucky enough to get products in the mail to try out, write about, and then give away, and some offer parenting advice. (I'm sure not in the position to do that, in fact, anyone with advice for raising a 4 1/2 year old boy who constantly ignores instructions, sneaks things that he knows he shouldn't do, and then lies about it, would be greatly appreciated.)

So, I think what I will do is leave it up to anyone who happens to make their way to this blog. What should I write about? Leave comments and give me some suggestions. I may choose any or all suggestions.

Thanks for reading my blog.